Girl Chaos: PAQTAG
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This series which will never be made exists entirely in the same instance of the quasi-federated multiverse, although perhaps not always on the same planet, as the shenanigans of Chaotic Boy Energy.
I'm not able to write well today but I'm very glad my broken brain gave me the metaphysics of this reality.
Prigkhing and Piploy will have their own series which will never be made, Girl Chaos: PAQTAG (unless that means something dodgy in Thai) as soon as I can figure out who to cast in it that wasn't in The Shipper, because obviously Ohm and Jennie have to be, and isn't the gentle side of Neo because he seems determined to burst through the door with a new character in this one too, and what exactly the earth-based liason for prevention of antiquark war in this arm of the galaxy does besides monitor scientists and host gatherings at her house so First and Fluke have a moment even if their characters don't have a clue why because of the quasi-federated nature of multiverse instances.
OMG anti-quark bombs are a not-thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meson_bomb This has chaotic potential. It seems PAQTAG has been operating on earth since the mid-20th century at least. I'm as happy as P'Peanut about this.
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Shapeshifter Piploy, the earth-based liason for prevention of antiquark war in this arm of the galaxy, is a spy. Because of course she is. I'm as happy as a Peanut in mud now. :D Please tell me Piploy can shout in passable Russian.
PAQTAG does serious work throughout most of the galaxy. On Earth its serious work primarily involves interjecting chaos into research chains at every level possible. Its hiring policies on the planet reflect this.
Right now, below the cut is just notes.
The story opens with Piploy on the phone, shouting in a Slavic language about nuclear physics. Her entire purpose in this phone call is to ensure no one understands that antiquark meson technology is not only feasible, it exists throughout much of the galaxy. This has been the purpose of her job for 80 years and she is so good at it all she really has to do any more is monitor the situation and psy-op a few government bureaucrats into introducing their own brand of chaos to make sure it stays that way.
And because that is all she really has to do any more, she has plenty of free time for more entertaining pursuits like surreptitiously changing every country's nuclear codes so no one can actually set theirs off even if they really really want to.
The surveillance trips to Switzerland, home of the Hadron Collider, are purely for work she swears. That they outwardly resemble ski holidays is for cover.
Characters:
six main roles: Prigkhing, Piploy, Jennie, Ohm (next two can't be from Shipper (but that excludes View); would like GL)
plus two recurring, like Prigkhing and Piploy are in CBE
cameos: Fluke, Channel 3 team, Gun as Russian contact?, CBE family
Prigkhing of the magnificent hair and girl chaos is Mrs Hong's semi-mortal daughter, a sorcerer's apprentice and head of cybersecurity for prevention of antiquark war in this arm of the galaxy.
Piploy is a shape-shifter, a spy and earth-based liason for prevention of antiquark war in this arm of the galaxy. She engages in creative espionage and, in keeping with the low-budget single set nature of Chaotic Boy Energy, undertakes most of her work by shouting down the phone in various languages. Every aspect of her appearance - clothes, glasses, hair, demeanour - changes as she shifts from one role to another. This is in honour of the number of times I've failed to recognise her in a series.
a mischievous Ohm, life-mates with Prigkhing, and channeling his Pat
because they're a great pairing, i really want to write a sexism-free het relationship and making them chaos monkeys seems a good start on that
Ohm has an equal-ish rank (or level of success if he's not part of PAQTAG) to Prigkhing so there's no inverted sexism either or maybe not because the possibility of his speciality being the contribution of erroneous information into nuclear scientists' research logs because he has all of their email details and log-ins is too good a wink to pass up. Or maybe both, he has a high ranking job and spends some of his time pranking research logs. We see him rewrite an experiment spec to include inverted nipples and later learn that the resulting explosion has set the research back seven months. Ohm was hoping for at least a year.
We need a hacker to interject code into every country's nuclear protocol so no one realises Liason Piploy has changed the passwords. If Ohm, he does it from Outlook.
Jennie, who may be a firebreathing imp, doesn't like her age being compared to calendars and is the sorcerer Prigkhing studies with. She is also a spy. In her spare time she is a personal trainer and leads work-out courses, which mostly involves walking around shouting at young men with muscles.
Jennie is definitely a firebreathing imp. She is Zhao Louis' mae. Except it's funnier to write it as Jennie may be Zhao Louis' mae. She's not sure. except that's a really big thing to not be clear on. How are imps born/made anyway?
Dragons. Imps are descended from dragons. Like dragons mated with something more humanoid and this made imps.
Which means imps might be hatched. Which might explain why ZL and Jennie aren't sure.
ZL and young neo Zen hatching an egg of their own would be too adorable for words
hopefully we can get a GL couple from 23:25 or Pluto 23:25 mains are Love and Milk
watch more Channel 3 to find Prigkhing's team of hackers; maybe they're a bit lakorn?
ORM KORNNAPHAT!!! in feisty takes no shite Riri mode
So the hacker team code-named Channel 3 who have hacked earth satellite systems for teleportation to and from the planet is lakorn comedy spoof where everyone has run away to space to escape their lakorn dysfunctional families. Their primary form of entertainment is love trapezoids of various proportions, some of which are closer to mobius strips. But what about the rest of the space station?
paralleling with Chaotic Boy Energy relationships
Prigkhing-Ohm = young Neo Zen-Zhao Louis, long established couple
GL (? & ?) = BL (Firstung & Khaofert) = romance arc to serve as a simulation of plot
Piploy = Drake = principle chaos magnet
Jennie = Mrs Hong = which means Jennie is also quietly a superhero
Piploy unattached or long distance relationship we only witness over the phone? or hints of multiple faen?
or maybe it's Jennie who has multiple faen and many secrets?
Piploy is hosting a party at the PAQTAG earth-based liason's office, also known as her house. Amongst the friends there are Fluke and First, who have given up trying to figure out where they knew each other from before Jennie invited both of them to another of Ploy's gatherings, share a long warm friendly hug and introduce each other to Khaotung and (give Fluke a pairing GMMTV, I need a name here ;) Sensible fans go through several feels and smile. Others write hate posts. The planet #waykimforever declares war on #FirstungKhaofirst until Jennie and Mrs Hong go after them with googly-eyed fire extinguishers.
Fluke has left GMMTV. He's getting a non-ensemble main role but egads it looks like processed cheese food not even attempting to hide het coding rom com product. Want to send Jennie and Mrs Hong after them to fire extinguisher some sense into them.
Piploy roles as a way of generating ideas:
bouncy exercise disco - Soda - "weekend hair" & big round glasses
karaoke - Jaya hair (also, do OSTs from series on other instances of the quasi-federated multiverse exist in this one? Kh and Jaya-Ploy can duet her song anyway)
Lila - serious, plotting
Kwang (Put Your Head on My Shoulder) - scientist, for talking on the phone with hadron collider researchers
Namsine - this would be difficult :)
Rewriting this citation needed & dubious history for our purposes: Piploy, who may be immortal, semi-mortal or at least very long-lived, is the one who developed and carried out the plan to trick the Soviet Union into conducting misleading research. Or rather, she was having a nonsensical chaotic conversation with research bureau bureaucrats and ran with it but told her higher ups it was a cunning plan. She deflected attention from herself onto American intelligence, which really was a cunning plan.
She frequently teleports to Switzerland for
Anti-matter engines, super meson bombs and hyperdrives are all in use amongst other civilizations in the galaxy.
looked up hadron collider to check spelling and now i can't get the image out of my head that its inventors are chaotic boys with a really well stocked kitchen to play in
The meson bomb was a proposed nuclear weapon that would derive its destructive force from meson interactions with fissionable material like uranium.[1] The idea behind the bomb was rejected by most scientists, but during the Cold War, American intelligence managed to trick the Soviet Union into conducting research on this topic, which resulted in several years of wasted labor by one of the Soviet nuclear weapon research bureaus.[citation needed
Origins
Mesons (hadronic subatomic particles composed of one quark and one antiquark, bound together by the strong interaction) were proposed to form a nuclear weapon as early as the 1940s. Early speculation suggested that the resulting bomb would be the most powerful nuclear weapon yet to have been developed.[1][2] American physicist Ernest Lawrence used the potential military applications of mesons to obtain funding for its 184-inch (4,700 mm) synchrocyclotron built between 1940 and 1946 at the University of California, Berkeley.[3] Soon, however, the scientific consensus was that construction of such a bomb would be impossible; and in 1968 physicist M. Stanley Livingston wrote that "no responsible scientists would attempt to justify support in this field with predictions of an 'anti-matter engine,' or a super 'meson bomb,' or a 'hyper-drive' for spaceships."[4]
Soviet research
In the 1960s, however, the Soviet Union became convinced that the United States had already developed the meson bomb, and devoted considerable resources to developing its own. In 1994, Russian physicist and chief constructor of nuclear weapons bureau KB-11 (Design Bureau No. 11, set up in 1946) Arkadiy Brish stated that their work on the meson bomb was prompted by intelligence. Even though physicists Yuliy Borisovich Khariton and Yakov Borisovich Zel'dovich agreed that the reports were nonsensical, the directors of the Soviet atomic bomb project decided to pursue this line of research, which resulted in several years of fruitless labor. Brish attributed this to American disinformation.[5][dubious ]